ohnotyourgirlfriend:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

wow that’s one of the most accurate and depressing text posts I’ve ever seen

pimpeta-slap:

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

are you my big toe?

because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

OH MY FUCKING GOD

When someone touches my phone

sodamnrelatable:

At first I’m like

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Then I remember something inappropriate in it:

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And I’m like:

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